Last Year's Resolutions1. Learn to bake bread
Since I did not, in fact, learn to master the art of baking bread, the good news is that I can still keep this one as a resolution for '06. I would like to learn at least one extra-curricular activity that I can do really well. I think learning how to bake bread would be more beneficial to my figure than say, learning how to bake cakes , plus it's an activity that can be done standing as opposed to being hunched over a computer. And baking bread smells the best.
2. Memorize all the two and three letter words in Scrabble™
Again, did not happen. This one is part of my plan for Scrabble™ world domination. Since I have too poor of a memory for crosswords, and Soduko™ is, as of yet, not a social sport, and since my family can whoop my butt in charades, this is one game in which I actually have the chance to take someone down. So what, if it's my four-year old niece?
3. Internet date
OK, this one we actually got closer on. Interrupted periodically by non-internet dating; I think the coast is now clear, we can proceed full steam ahead. Just as soon as I take the perfect picture and write the perfect profile and come up with the perfect witty handle.
Which brings us to the more vague, chronic resolutions:
4. Figure out what I want to do with my life, get in shape, eat better food, take control of my finances, be happy.
Whew, I can check all these off my list! It's good to know I can now concentrate on more important things, like, learning calligraphy and mastering tether ball.
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